Thursday, 13 January 2011

Procrastination

"Procrastination is the thief of time": an expression my Mother often uses, even though she is very practiced in the art of procrastination herself!


However, i believe that procrastination is fun! A lot more fun than revising especially!
And so, while procrastinating today, I was on Facebook looking at old status's I have posted over the years, reminding me of particular memories and making me smile and laugh!


A few examples:
"loved last night sooo much! beccas stripper, rosie takin her dress off in the middle of the club, ruby pretending some random boy was her brother so she didn't have to leave the club, rosie rollin on the floor while ruby wipes coleslaw on her!!! jokes night! <3"
"Loves sprinting back from sainsburys in pjamas to not miss xfactor lol"
"omggggg the man next to me in the internet place is watching hardcore porn!!!!!!!"
"Two weeks today I'll be in ibiza! Oh yeah babyyyy!!!"
"..to my next door neighbours.. i hate you and your band is shit"
"is lookin forward to seeing her mummy at long last x x x x"
"did your kebab just bark??"
"why the fuck is there a girl walking a cat on a lead?!"
"Vodka redbull in my watering can.. Don't mind if I do!"
"can't wait to get back to welton to meet our new pet pat the rat lol"
"has officially lost my passport! looks like i'm staying in ibiza forever"
"chest infection, sprained back, glass stuck in my foot and soooo skint!! but still having the best time everrrrrr :)"


Some of them completely confused me though! For example:
"I have a wife and two girlfriends... EAT CHILLI SAUCE"


A lovely trip down memory lane!